This is where you git of yer dirty starfish and participate!

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• • • amber
    • texas
    • Jan 12, 2012 @ 9:30 PM

  • i don't know what you're talking about, what with these retarded elephant seals and disrobing. i think brass hysteria brings the music of our lord and saviour jesus christ to the children in a way that no one has managed since andy griffith.

    thank god that we have such incredible young men to spread the word of our lord jesus in california and across the united states of america.

    you are all a bunch of godless heathens who will burn eternally in hellfire if you don't listen to this music. i pray that each of you will pull out your wallets and donate $1 - $1000 to the music of this fine band to make up for being such godless assholes. praise jesus!

• • • Righteous1
    • xxxxxxxxx
    • Oct 29, 2011 @ 3:18 PM

  • Nice job on Van Rockin's Bio! Finally! He is the sexiest one, I love him. Please get some pictures of him up pronto!

• • • Nathan
    • Chico
    • Oct 27, 2011 @ 6:28 PM

  • Saw you at the plaza... fun show :-)

• • • BAH!
    • NONOFYA
    • Sep 4, 2011 @ 8:19 PM

  • haters gonna hate slimslezy

• • • slimsleezy
    • Aug 31, 2011 @ 3:50 PM

  • worst "band" in chico. hands down. if you go to shows to watch people make fools of themselves, and not for the music, this might be the "band" to see. They are using "being in a band" as and excuse to act like retarded elephant seals haveing a seizure. grow up, class up, get a real goddam bass guitar, and play some real music.

• • • Steve
    • Chico
    • Aug 25, 2011 @ 2:27 PM

  • How do I email you? I play trumpet. Ask Alden.

• • • Silence DoGood
    • Chico
    • Aug 16, 2011 @ 2:12 PM

  • I was going to let my son attend one of your recent shows in Chico, until I discovered that members of your "band" tend to disrobe on stage. I find this type of action reprehensible, and tasteless. I will be spreading to word that Brass Hysteria is full of ego-maniacal, delusional-nudists.

• • • bigmac
    • balls deep in your sister's ass
    • Aug 16, 2011 @ 2:08 PM

  • YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK

• • • makemake
    • kuiper belt
    • Aug 14, 2011 @ 9:36 PM

  • wut the fuk is wih that bass your guy plays? sounds like a garbage pail. git real dude.

• • • FirehouseDJ
    • Woodland, Ca
    • Jul 7, 2011 @ 8:26 PM

  • Saw you boys in Woodland last night. GREAT show! Hope to see you again very soon!

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